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Day by day Dialogue Thread: 12/31/2018

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  1. Starting cut January 2nd and no it’s not some bullshit resolution. Actually looking to compete for my first time. Here’s to a shredded 2019 bois!

  2. Some of my favorite things from this past week:

    – New baby cardio bunnies maxing the treadmill incline while holding onto the rail for dear life, effectively negating their incline
    – Baby deer doing some interesting, obscure exercise they probably found on insta
    – Gloves. Fucking. Everywhere.
    – Dudes wearing tight shirts that they don’t know make their arms look small and their fur even more present
    – Squats that might as well be calf raises
    – Deadlifts with extra cat-backing
    – Lifting belt for curls
    – Lifting belt for leg extension.
    – Lifting belt for every goddamn thing

    And my favorite…

    – Sneeze directly into open hands. Proceed to grab dumbbells and do curls.

  3. If you even remotely look like you lift then baby-weight newbies will be too intimidated to try and bother you. Shut the fuck up about resolutioners and just enjoy the new chicks using the cardio equipment wearing yoga pants.

  4. prayer for 2019
    Oh Kratos, god of war, help us become more muscular and badass as you. Oh Thor, help us be tall and swole. Oh Hercules, make us stronger and able to overcome the trials of office work and general life. Oh Mario, help us lay the pipe. Oh Jupiter, the god of money, help us get better jobs so that we can have a life worth living. Oh Kali, the goddess of destruction, help us destroy and rebuild our muscles as you rebuild worlds. Oh Pazuzu, help us overcome the diseases and diahreas. Oh Nyarlathotep, the god of a thousand forms, help each of us build our different genetic makeup to the maximum capacity so that no man’s potential can be left unseen. Oh Belial, help us become as lean muscle gods as we were to be. Oh Seth help us overcome the world of illusion and build our swoleness for eternity. Help us become muscular as we have also helped you in the past to become more toned, for time repeats and replicates itself. And forever and ever this shall be

  5. Easily the worst year of my life, lost my best friend, got into an accident and totaled my car. And to end the year, new car I just bought just died.

  6. Hello drunk bois, be safe and take pics tomorrow when you’re dehydrated, best of luck to you all. 2019 we got this

  7. Signed up for a chain gym since I’m gonna be moving all over the fuck in the next four months, met this lovely middle aged lady who was signing up for the first time.

    She said she was trying to get in better shape since her son was getting bullied for being fat, so she and her son are gonna lose some weight together and her son wanted to start lifting weights.

    She asked if I’d be open to helping him since i “obviously know my way around the weights room”.

    Long story short I’m gonna be training with him twice a week and he’s gonna do another on his own, at least for the first few weeks til I move. Wish us luck boys.

  8. Travelling north to spend a few days with my family. Weather is 36-35-38-38 and in the middle of nowhere so no pool or remotely close to a beach fuuuuuuck.
    On the plus side I leave in a few hours, everything’s packs and more importantly I’ve cleaned up everywhere so my house will be spotless when I get back

  9. A year in review

    Work:

    – Averaged 67hrs a week

    – Am now the “go to” guy on night shift.

    Dating:

    – number of no shows – 4

    – women I got hung up on – 1

    – women hung up on me – 2

    – successful relationships – 0

    Actually bodybuilding:

    – highest BW 193lbs

    – lowest BW 165lbs

    – bad injuries – 2

    – most improved lift – high bar squat.

    – unplanned days missed – 8 total (excluding working around injuries)

  10. Been out of the gym for like 8 months over a break up. Lost so much size, gained a little fat and lost a fuck load of strength. Well last night a girl I’m fb friends with asked if I wanted to go to 24 and workout with her, I said yes just to get out of the house, we had a good workout and we got to talking after…

    https://imgur.com/a/WNk8e4y

    Fuck it boys I guess I’m back.

    Happy new year sickkunts

  11. Well this year is the year Ive actually learned about bodybuilding, learned how to properly deadlift, how to squat.. did more at the gym than just cardio. I’ve learned so much about my body and what im capable off..I’m proud of myself, and im also proud of you random folks who’ve overcome yet another year.

  12. At the end of the year McDonalds employees finally decided to stop giving a fuck to my benefit.

    Ordered the chicken tenders 10 piece, they only had 9 so they gave me 9 and threw in an entire buttermilk chicken patty. The ice cream machine was working so I got a caramel sundae. Then to top it all off they gave me 12 packets of barbeque sauce because they just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

  13. Summary of this year:

    My best friend died in March. Car accident without a seatbelt.

    I started to learn in the week after his death that family isn’t just the people you’re born with; you can create your own. And I started to do that. The people I have now and the happiness I feel is something I have never felt before.

    I signed up in July with a coach for the first time and will be competing next June.

    I learned in September that red heads are just bad news. Also to never try to date a stripper.

    In October, I learned to not take shit, and to take control of situations rather than letting them happen.

    In November I learned that I really suck at the major I’ve been planning to study and am switching to something that plays to my strengths while being useful still.

    And this month, I’ve learned that even though I won’t be around the people I call family anymore, they’re not leaving. And I think that’s a great way to end the year. With family.

    All in all, it’s been a wild fucking year. More change than I ever thought would happen, mostly for the better.

  14. Doing what I do every NYE.

    Eat whatever I feel like until I inevitability pass out before midnight.

    Happy new year.

    Kill yer 2019s

  15. I’m at my friend’s house and her little daughter keeps asking me why I’m single. Bruh I left my house to avoid this exact question from my family I’m feeling so attacked.

  16. Have a safe new year celebration everyone. No drunk driving will be heard from you fucks so stay safe. 2019 is gonna be a great one.

  17. What a shitty night. Gf left me, my parents are in Toronto for NYE, all my friends are with their family and my bulk is going wrong. I feel like a failure, even at the gym

  18. Can I get a bro to help me figure something out. I’m looking to buy mesomorph preW on the aps nutrition website. And I’m not kidding there’s no add to cart button for any of their products I don’t know if I’m missing it or what

  19. Just wanted to double dip and remind y’all to tell us all the weird and wild shit you see with the resolutioners, I love your stories. By all means I applaud those who want to make a change in their lives and actually put in work for it, but I’m talking about stories of those who do some wild, attention seeking shit is my guilty pleasure.

  20. If you’re not ringing in the new year by sitting in a room with the door locked, the lights off, holding a stiff drink, and a loaded pistol on the table, are you actually living?

    ^this ^is ^a ^joke

  21. Damn last night when people were saying there way 10 minutes left till the new years, I just looked back and fucking wow. Got the feels just looking back the past year and how fast it was. Hopefully 2019 will be a blast. Happy fucking new years ladies and gentlemen.

  22. didn’t happen today but recently broke up with my girl of over a year bc i found out she turned into a drug addict and was seeing dudes behind my back. a week later also find out she cheated on me and when i asked why she said “boredom”. Then the very next week she denies it, saying that she didn’t cheat on me and that she loves me more than anything and now this week she has a new boyfriend. Also before y’all say NC i already blocked her on everything and deleted her number but she has been messaging me. I know I dodged a bullet but this shit really ain’t easy.

    got a squat pr of 20lbs though while crying so

  23. Anybody here have a twist hairstyle like Brandon Ingram? Tried to ask questions at r/haircare but they were very unhelpful.

    Anyways happy new year. Hope you get less small and your body dysmorphia diminish

  24. Just maxed out on Bench after running Smolov Junior. got a 25 pound increase in 3 weeks, so I’d say it worked. Best way to end the year!

  25. Sitting at home for New years with my family actually isn’t bad at all. All my friends turned 21 this year and I’m 19 so I have to sit out for at least this year. Homemade chicken and seafood platters. Happy news year bbs, cheers to a joocy 2019

  26. I never bought any of that “size matters” crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet – but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot – even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn’t like it when John would make his “big dick” comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn’t pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn’t stand John.

    I have a 5.5″ dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she’d ever been with and only her second boyfriend – maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

    Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend – or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He’d ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

    He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn’t) that John wasn’t wearing any underwear.

    But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it – I couldn’t believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants – just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

    He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered “ohhhhhhhhhhh” as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed – **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants – Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

    “What?” John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked “can i see it?” John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated – or looked back at me for an “OK” – just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

    She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out…and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i’d ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering “ohmygod..ohmygod…ohmygod”. When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was – her fingers couldn’t even touch.

    John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him – one hand next to the other…and there was STILL a few inches left – and he was getting rock hard, too.

    Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10″ (judging from the size of Amy’s hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John’s in her right – but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn’t take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick…but John’s she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn’t help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

    She sucked his dick until SHE came – just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest – the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

    John’s dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour – I have no idea how many times she came – she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

    He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her – which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together – and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend’s pussy right in front of me. But **** – he didn’t even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

    I will never forget the look on her face – like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once – the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it – it was incredible but even that didn’t seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

    But one thing I know for sure – she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John – the way she looked at him – and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

    Amy told me that she “HAD to respect him” even if she didn’t like him…and that she almost felt like he “had a right to her”. So there ya go.

  27. Happy New Year you joocy motherfuckers. I love every single staunch kunt on here and I have big hopes for 2019.

    That being said, I just realized that I’m training legs tomorrow and I am more than ready to sacrifice any resolutioner than stands between me and sick wheels.
    /s, kinda

    (But srs be polite to those that are just starting out and doing their best. Everyone has to start somewhere and we have skewed perspectives on certain things relative to most people. Being a beast doesn’t mean you have to be a dick too.)

    Love you bois and grills(:

  28. Just got a new pr on overhead press. Failed the first attempt but got it on the second after changing to my old school pr song. Feelsgoodman.

  29. Happy New year you mad cunts. Does anyone have any copies of mike isretails rp training templates they could share for a broke uni student . Thanks in advance

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